i'm not sure if it's the mentally-corrosive smog in the air or my sudden weight loss (you know which one
I'M voting for), but i've been approached lately by a few folks who seem to have a good idea that i resemble someone they've seen on the telly...
who are these dashing celebrities so privileged to be associated to my likeness, you might ask?
1997--accosted on the street by an eager fan believing i was THIS actor from days of our lives
1999--again, accosted. this time by a young blond woman wearing a white tanktop which once might have fit a goldfish but at this point was straining to make it past her bulbous belly...she believed with such certainty that i was the man below that i was forced to give her an autograph...i signed it "M&M: The chocolate flavor"
2007--the accosting thing is getting old. this time it was by a Hispanic gentleman at a local wine bar. after repeatedly asking me whether or not I was Mexican (hey, Dad, dosen't that make you proud?), he continued on to tell me I was very handsome and he confused me for a Mexican soap star. I say all this of course to build up my own ego----but more importantly it serves as background for the next time I visited the bar...he told me the fellow's name was Ari Telch....so, what do I do when I get home? Well, I showered, ate a small snack, talked to Booyeon AND THEN i hopped onto google.....a couple of keystrokes, one click and WHAM! my self-image sank faster than the Titanic with a fat guy strapped to its bow...
2007---AGAIN--and the latest was this guy. apparently i star in commercials on the side bragging about my relationship with J-Love.....i'm not sure
I'm even that good of an actor....
Check out the 'celebrity' commercial:
http://myfaves.com/tv-commercials.html
if you haven't figured it out by now, this post has been nothing but a poorly written diatribe aimed at blatant self-promotion....but then again, would you expect anything more?
who do you think i look like? let the deprecation commence...