my arms just now recovered from my heroic jaunt over the beaches of los angeles, or i just decided to upload the photos--pick whichever version works best for you.
here are the shots that made a man into a mouse...

"must. suppress. bladder. must. not. fold. like. house. of. cards."

the instructor made me sit sumo-style and reflect on how i would soon be one with the sky.
i felt like such an idiot.

this is my security check...a little snug in the crotchular region...

final lesson before take off...

take off from the bunny hill...
"wait a second...what's that fin i see popping up in the water?"
at this point, the instructor lets me know landing is easy and i can "figure it out" on my own...

